pour yourself a drink girl then make love to me

spankmehardbarry:

me when i log into tumbler dot com

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antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?


jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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day 113: there aren’t many things i love more than i love this dress. so much that i purposefully shrunk it because it was too big 🙍 #project365



don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes





firewonk:

same


courtneyfob:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

Mi succede quasi sempre


courtneyfob:

briittaany :

40 Steps - The Academy Is …

Chiamata per la risposta che probabilmente non dovrebbe sapere
quando ci si sente come fiamme che mi circondavano qui
Quando stavi chiamando con la tua domanda quando mi bastava sapere
E ci si sente come fiamme che mi circondavano qui

o.o



The Phrase That Pays - The Academy Is…
Hold your head high, heavy heart
So take a chance and make it big
‘Cause it’s the last you’ll ever get


amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.


xx