pour yourself a drink girl then make love to me

knitmeapony:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

If anyone ever wants to go to the Salt and Pepper Diner, it’s actually pretty great.



if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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runningjulez:

this is me every 3 hours


day 212: before and after!! with a temporary light headboard just to get them off of my floor. i need a better design #project365


harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone


vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Movies That Can Be Described With The Same Sentence


Grace Helbig of itsgrace being delightfully confused on the concept of Ross Lynch. 


mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn



day 211: always relevant to my weekends. #sushi #project365 #timehop


4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me


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